I hear you. I completely hear you. That is some terrible, terrible stuff.

I hope you told her to get fucked.

I know this is not sexual harassment/assault related but I can’t help but share a recent faux apology from my MIL who called child and family services on us 4 years ago when our child was going though a rough and rebellious teen years because she didn’t agree with our parenting.  

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

this is awful advice and something a terrible person would do

Could you write a sample article of my choosing for free?? Why not? Anyone else willing to give me services for free?

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

Yup. I have a 20 pound cat that will do the same.

Yup. I have a 20 pound cat that will do the same.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound schnoodle.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound…

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

I have a side gig with a company that delivers food from places that don’t normally deliver all over the city. Those mofos that greet me at their doors are HAP-PAAAAAY to see me every time. They treat me like Kris Kringle when I show up.

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(but yeah, nauseous)

Booooooo it’s all this article’s fault! And you such a handsome stud, too. What a shame.

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The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

This is some five-star Kinja

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

Curry has now chucked his mouthpiece at a ref twice and also taken a fake dump mid court of an in progress playoff game. Draymond Green has nut tapped numerous opponents. Kevin Durant has fake twitter accounts to try to make himself look good to rando peeps on the internets.

“KD doesnt need to copy Lynch. KD is the most original star in all of sports. KDs ejections and antics are better than Lynch’s or Lebron’s.”

There’s a pretty fucking significant difference between shit talk and outright bigotry.