I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

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That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Assuming each pitch is an out.

holy shit, he got good at this baseball thing real quick

On the contrary, Tiger is extremely friendly and welcoming to attractive women ages 19-35

Anyone else notice that A&M had only ten guys on the field?

The Dodgers, Angels, and Rangers have to be the top three on the board right now. Who ya got?

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

I don't know too much about rugby, but Hayne looks pretty sweet in this highlight video.

Where is his pride?

Should have just written the Panthers a Deere John letter.

When asked how he got away, Chapman stated that "I gotta fast car."

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

I call Matt Mauck, who threw me my first preseason touchdown of my career 10 years ago and is now my dentist

Leon: Can't believe that updog.

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

He's just showing support for his absent teammate.