What's amazing is that John died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that he had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life…

So now the Dodger pitcher has to bean him? Does he do it from the dugout at Puig's next at-bat or does he fling one at Puig from the pitcher's mound when they take the field?

Oh c'mon, that's just Donkey Kong from Kirby Puckett's point of view.

"I read that he threw a humidifier at her. Love a dude who appreciates a good cigar."

Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her

HEY FRANCINE. HEY FRANCINE! LOOKIT THIS GUY HE'S FLIPPIN' BACK AND FORTH LIKE ONE OF THEM NO GOOD POLITICIANS HA! FRANCINE? FRANCINE YOU HEARIN' THIS? HEY FRANCINE THIS IS GOLD, HUH?

I'm sure they'll find the cause once someone looks into it

I never take a role where I can't have a gun.

I was worried for a sec, 'cause Emily is my sister and she's married and her husband isn't Nathan and I was going to have to bust some ass.

The Nerdy Guy Who Everyone Teases About Being Gay

So what if he hasn't? I played the game and never once improved from getting screamed at. I did improve tons from individual drills and well organized practices, but never because some old slob was yelling at me about my balls.

We were just talking about this as a staff while trying to decide if baseball coaches are The Worst. I think they kind of are, because there's really no sense in raging on your team like this because baseball doesn't really give a team anywhere for all that animosity to be channelled. Like, in football you can scream…

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

"Is the bat supposed to be a dick?"

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

There were 600 trash bins installed and hundred of cleaning crews were working over the weekend. But when you have an average of 100K - 150K people visiting the beach, that's not even remotely close to being enough. Besides, that would also require people to actually clean up after themselves and take their crap to…

Then again, this is the league that built an entire ad campaign around Dane Cook.