Someone who should be fired.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, hahaha XD

I have this exact same reaction.

“Oh, so they’re copying Orphan Black. Huh.”

I have no idea if this will be good. The different hair colors don’t make any goddamn sense within the movie’s premise, it just feels like a callback to Orphan Black, not to mention that Noomi Rapace just isn’t a chameleon like Tatiana…

I love you. Thank you for this XD

Yea, someone’s gonna put that on their penis.

Also: Tarkin looks more lifelike than most people I know. O_O

My melanin-challenged parents said that on the regular. It brings back memories XD

I actually said that once, and then my ass was beat twice. Haaah, mistakes.

Picking out a switch...oh, god *shudder*.

I could never tell which was worse, the belt, the coat hanger or the switch. I guess it depends on which belt, which coat hanger, which switch.

Damn, that is one hard-looking 30.

Ohhh, nooo, she did some sort of unknown shooping to a photo, that completely invalidates the fact that she is incredibly beautiful, ohh, noooo, I haaate her nowww.

*eye roll*

As if those these bitches never clone-stamped an errant zit or hair. Bitch, please.

The most cringe-worthy wypipo comment I’ve seen directed at someone near me was when I worked at a World-Goods-and-Furniture store, and an obviously affluent blonde white woman said something regarding Obama to the black woman in line right behind her, followed up by, “My skin may be white, but my soul is…

The only ones I don’t get:

Diplo looks like Benedict Cumberbatch’s asshole brother who retweets himself and regularly uses his phone to stare at himself.

“I had already shown them that they could have it all with their worst effort; why would they put forth their best?”

I wish I could send this article to my 20-year-old self. Thank you for writing this <3

Good god, Rhianna and Beyonce look bangin’.

I thought they were beautiful before, but those extra pounds solidified them as fucking goddesses on earth.

That being said, bigger women do always get punished terribly for not being skinny. I think perhaps because western beauty standards in the last 100 years have…

Psssh, cruises are great. It’s basically a floating hotel with bitchin’ amenities and a staff dedicated to making your experience awesome. Plus, that floating hotel is going somewhere cool, which is a bonus.

The average cruise ship has room for something like 3000+ people, the overwhelming majority of whom have no bad…

Mom...is that you? :o

“Instead of steeping it forces boiling water through the grounds giving it that burnt shitty taste.”

That’s the same process for making Espresso.

The only difference is an Espresso machine usually has a milk-frother attached, is more expensive up front, and then requires more continuous maintenance down the line.

I love my Keurig. I have one of those inner attachments I can fill with custom coffee grounds, so I just grind fresh coffee before putting it in the attachment.

I usually only drink one big cup of coffee, so it saves coffee beans like crazy, and it’s way, way, waaaay faster than drip coffee. Anyone who says drip…

I’m for one am glad they didn’t cast Tom Welling in Supergirl. 

he guy they got play Superman nails Superman’s personality way more than Tom Welling did, not to mention Tom’s a bit too old now.