Beach blvd, baby!

I love love love love LOVE that Disney funneled so much money in campaign contributions to political candidates in Anaheim that lost, so now they are being questioned more thoroughly in regards to their shitty tax evasion.

The tub of mayonnaise disguised as a human said on Instagram that she put Ms. Rowe’s toothbrush “where the sun don’t shine”, and the victim was told by medical professionals that her throat was sore because some sort of “bad bacteria” was in the back of her throat, causing medical issues.

Human fecal matter is a toxic…

Sure, except that Katy Perry loves to make jokes about her boobs. She’s used them as straight up comedic props in her videos, plus her and Ellen are friends.

Celebrities typify the concept of public/personal narrative, and have a vastly different relationship to Social Media than most people. Painting celebrities’…

I’m guessing you don’t get invited to many parties..

Haaaahahaa, that’s so true XD

I love that these naming conventions were established for naval vessels.

I’m surprised there are no female names! Most small boats seem to be named after women, with the ships being called, ‘she’. Maybe classic movie stars? The ‘Gardner’, or the ‘Hepburn’...or ‘Betty White’....

Hey, if Will fucking Rogers gets a…

That question is insanely stupid.

I hadn’t watched this in awhile, and I needed that.

Thank you, kind soul!

Family just outside Dallas, and that area is completely racist as fuck. There have been more liberals from Blue states moving there in the last few years, but they tend to exist in their own bubbles. White people out there are still overwhelmingly racist. There’s a spectrum for that, but it’s still there, and is…

Okay, first off, yes this is a great answer, good job Texas (never thought I’d say that, but here we are).

Oh god, I didn’t even think about the flatscreen. O_O How do you keep a toddler from wrecking a flat screen?? Even just yanking on it back and forth could do damage D:

I never said this behavior was specific to this election, so thanks for finding an excuse to soapbox your narrative, bro.

The issue was never an overall amount of votes, it was votes in the swing states. Democrats in those states who protest-voted instead of voting for Hillary; those who could have tipped the…

I supported Bernie, and then begrudgingly voted for Hillary once she won the primaries. I know random democrats who voted for Bernie exclusively, or ‘protest-voted’, where they either voted for a random 3rd party in the Presidential Election or straight up didn’t vote at all.

I don’t have any issues with the…

I love that deflection so, so much. “WELL....THEY’RE ALL CORRUPT, SO THERE!”

Haaaaahahahahahaaaaahahahaaa, ahh, ridiculous.

The beginning of Up is incredibly painful to watch.

I’ve never seen another movie where I spend the first 10 minutes bawling. Cute movie, but good-goddamn that beginning is rough.

I haven’t watched that, but judging how much I cry at Pixar films (and even commercials now, what the hell??), and screencaps I just saw, that movie will definitely make me cry.

It’ll probably make my boyfriend cry too. We’ll do what we do now whenever we watch anything moving in cinema, we will cry together. O_O

Hahaha, that scene makes me cry :’x

The “1001 Arabian Nights” was compiled from folktales all over Western, Eastern, Central and South Asia, and ‘Aladdin’s Wonderful Lamp’ was actually added by an 18th century french translator based on a story he heard in Greece, and in that story Aladdin takes place in China, so there’s some debate as to exactly…

Mmmmm, Volvos <3