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“I picked something that seemed absurd to me—That people on Fiverr would say anything for 5 dollars.”

Wow, what a sheltered-fucking-asshole. He doesn’t know that $5 in a third world country is a lot of money? He doesn’t know that someone in one of those countries would LOVE to be able to go on video, do something

Hahaha, DAMN. <3

The actual majority of Americans voted for other people, but Trump won because of an archaic voting system that has been taken advantage of by corrupt Government officials who changed county lines to keep themselves in Office.
Our two controlling political groups are so ideologically opposed that they have lost the

She’s been aging so much, so rapidly in this last year. It reminds me of pictures you see of Presidents, and their rapid-aging that occurs in the first couple years of their Presidency.
She’s under the public eye all the time, and has to deal with constantly dancing on a knife’s edge to handle all the stupid shit

I love love LOVE the word cunt. It’s incredibly satisfying to scream “FUCKING CUNT” when I hit my toe on something in the dark, or when my program crashes randomly, or when I see Donald Trump’s face.

The word ‘Cunt’ isn’t something you hear that much here, to the point that it feels more like an actual swear word. In

I love good cosplay, but damn if looking at it doesn’t make me realize how lazy I am XD

Brett Favre should run. Brett Favre with a VP Cheese Wheel. I would vote for them against Ryan at this point.

Or drinking. Or shitting. Anything would be better.

I can confirm this. They have heat-leeching properties, heretofore unseen in nature. Good for summers, terrible for everything else.

Just rewatched the clip and that is CLEARLY Paul Ryan’s voice. Maybe it wouldn’t be so obvious if we hadn’t just got done listening to him speak, but you can hear it. The voice is the same. XD
Haha, Congressional Republicans are fucking panicking over Trump, it’s hilarious.

Haaaahahahaaa, I love how confused he is XD You agreed with him! What the hell, hahaha XD

Has it really only been 5 days? He’s fucked up so much already, it feels like at least a month.
*shudder*

I miss real maple syrup. You’ve inspired me to get some the next time I visit a supermarket.
Thank you, kind Canadian!

Holy shit that’s beautiful :’D

I’m pretty sure she is smiling; it’s just really hard to tell from all the plastic surgery she’s had. *shudder*

This is great! I’ve always been interested in the fall of Rome.
Thanks for your research! :)

I definitely see that this article is intended to be humorous. I just thought it was a dumb, not-apt comparison, and whenever I see anything like that posted here it makes me think less of the entire site; or at the very least, less of their editors.
I love other comparisons of Trump to a cartoon villain. Hamil reading

It’s shocking how much of a caricature he is, how ridiculously over the top he is in being an obvious example of a ‘con-man, snake-oil salesman, etc’, that it is almost hilarious how anyone can believe he has anything but his own self-interests at heart.
I met my boyfriend’s boss the other day, a man who has been

“This is a jokey post about the similar tone and ideas, grounded in the truths of plagiarism throughout his campaign and his general venality and cartoonish unsuitability.”

I can see where you’re getting all that, as there were accusations of plagiarism at various points in his campaign, and he is definitely a cartoon

Do you think this is satire?