my dad used to have a friend with whom he worked, and they often had to go on business trips together. once, they had to drive from point A to point B (about two days drive, if you basically drove 10 hr days with only a few stops), and my dad was driving.

Why, oh why did someone tell Miley Cyrus she had Important Things to Say?

Isn't molly really dangerous - to the point of being known for occasionally killing even first-time users?

I don't do any drugs now, but if I had to I'd much rather snort a line of coke than smoke weed. The few times I did coke it made me social and happy; weed just makes me paranoid and sleepy as Hell.

That was my dinner last night! It was so good. Now I'm all out of cheese & I'm sad.

It's the names. Had me rolling.

I am mostly a hermit and will avoid you when you are home. You will never see me in the common areas, but there were be evidence that I was in the living room or the bathroom at some point during the day. When we do bump into each other, be prepared for awkward small talk (it's the only small talk I know!) I leave…

Your 12-year-old notices it because he has good parents who taught him right.

That's ok. Mine would say, "Karen passive aggressively throws your stuff in your room, because the idea of clutter makes her skin crawl. Karen also comes with two deaf cats that she shaves to prevent hair from getting everywhere."

You need to reproduce more, please.

And then you showed him Static Shock, right? There are some incredibly badass colored super heroes, they just aren't super popular right now, unfortunately.

What happened with that? The 70s were great for showing all different cultures and socioeconomic backgrounds, even body types. We've really regressed.

Gods damnit, I never got one dick pic when I was on there....

I didn't want that routine to end. I was laughing too hard.

That is amazing.

I literally have a supply of weird Irish codeine from my family over there. I don't know what I'd do without it. (That sounds creepy, so to clarify, I'd cough a lot more when I'm sick, that's what I'd do.)

How have I never seen this?? Thank you for sharing. That was awesome.

Can I change my Jezebel screen name to "detachable pussy"? Hope it isn't taken. Probably not on okc though. I get enough creepsters as it is.

I liked this because it made me laugh, and it also made me ask myself if I have any friends I feel comfortable enough to ask them if they would bring me my pussy if my date is going really well.

She had me even before "let that just marinate for a minute". LOL