Well, after vomiting in my mouth a little over those shirts, I made the mistake of going to the AF site and found that, damnit, they have a horizontal running shirt. I want a horizontal running shirt, and it seems so wrong that AF is profiting off this when they probably judge the shit out of Rebel Wilson.

I know there are a couple of options for male bc out there and a handful more in the pipeline (I work in a biomedical research lab). That being said, it’s always the same three excuses.

My daughter refused to nap at around three. It nearly broke me. She would start up like a monkey on speed at the butt crack of dawn and be going at the same pace until we put her to bed at 8.

Oooo, have I have been there... This was my tactic: "Hey, I have been feeling like our time together is not as quality as I would like... I look forward to seeing you so much, and I feel like we don't connect to one another b/c we're connected to our phones. How about we make an agreement to leave phones out of site…

I just "broke up" with my best friend because of this behavior. It just got to be too much. I would be looking forward to seeing him all week only to be ignored when we finally hung out. It's the worst.

That's a friend I either immediately decide never to go out with again or a friend I straight up tell "Can you not use your phone? Because I'm right here and a person."

I'm starting to consider not having kids, between shitty times in the US for pregnant ladies and ALL OF THE CONCERN TROLLING JAYSUS. I could not deal with this, especially from my mom, bless her, who is the most concerned ever about everything.

Because one would help women; the other controls us. They don't want to help women.

"Now listen here... we don't like logic and pragmatism 'round these parts." — Said probably lots of people somewhere.

Sadface for Tim Gunn, and not just because of not being able to come out to his parents. The "already presented my family with a lot of disappointments" bit makes me wonder what sort of family he had and what on earth they expected of him. He had a long and apparently well-received career as an educator, then followed…

I am thankful for your very selfless, powerful cheese eating, and I know many others are as well. EAT THAT CHEESE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

Wait a minute. YOU'RE White MLK? I thought that was Jon Stewart. Is he the Jewish MLK and you are the white one?

Today I had ice cream after lunch. I'm like a white lady Malcolm X— aggressively leading a deeply necessary subversive movement to eat ice cream when you want. Literally just like Malcolm X. It only takes one person, y'all. God, I'm so fucking heroic.

Yes, for the same reason I switch stations if I happen to be listening to NPR when they do a story about smart things you should be doing with your money. I just can't.

Oh my god, you give your child cookies?? What are you insane? Do you want to kill your child with sugar? You are instilling bad habits that will ruin that poor child's life. Sure, it's just a cookie now, but that cookie will lead to more cookies, and then cake, and after that it's just a short walk to a devastating…

Oh my god, so true! That post about kid's school lunches the other day was one of the most rage-filled I'd seen in awhile!

And when worlds collide, stories about the way other people feed their children are always great, aren't they?

Botox for migraines? Don't laugh! My cousin started getting injections for that. It's kinda funny because one side of her face is all Hollywood and the other isn't :D

I was hoping it was the haircut and makeup causing me to think she looked differently...

I take comfort on the fact that Whitney Cummings' dog pic got more RTs and favorites than ol' Tommy.