I just watched the bling ring last night, and after that movie and the interview with this wanker, (Who was really not THAT different from many of the men I met dating here in LA. ...probably just more upfront in his anxiety-laden-self-conscious-congratulatory-confidence game) I dont want to leave the house. These…

Now, if they will just make some Lego harry potter anyone who has more sense then money can afford.

oh, you must. But splurge on the better brand and buy small glasses and have it a bit at a time. It will knock you out, so be careful!

oh, you would...it's the least sexy thing in the whole world, just completely hilarious.

If that bothers you, I encourage you NOT to watch the film. Let's just say that there is lots of gobbling..oh....wrong kind of bird...ummm.

That was certainly an ironic tweet coming from Jenna Elfman. Maybe she should send part of that message to David Miscavige.

Nice to meet ya. SO GLAD to know there is at least one other sicko out there...Rule 69 and all that...

Try them!

I totally understand. I could have made it anywhere, and you dont know what race I am, so I figured it would not read that way. But I get it, I really do.

I am sorry, I did not mean it to be.

AH! Mine is actually Irish, so I get the real thing.

Mine too! Aren't we lucky??

Mad dog is that high school guy who you watched soul train with on sunday afternoons when his mom was at work.

Manischewitz is your parent's friends son who you kissed in the wood paneled basement rec room who dedicated a song to you on Casey Kasem's Top Forty Countdown.

My husband and I wanted to make our own wedding rings, but did not have the time. They actually offer classes where you can melt the gold, etc, and make it your very own, flaws and all, just like your marriage!

My son would be PERFECT for this show. He's heard me say every curse word in the book, and he knows how to make his own dinner. Also, swearing at vegetables is very therapeutic, and that fuckin' carrot deserved it, it really did.

oh, wait, I forget the Adam Ant.

I would be happier if they did this in 80's band versions. I want the Siouxsue Sioux, the Nina Hagen and the Thompson Twins, please.

Someone needs to introduce this girl to the Ellen Jamesians.

So my Angry Korean Shopkeeper outfit is off limits? But the bros at the frat thought it was too effen funny, last year, man.