Charles the Absorbent.

(It’s been 25+ years...will never get past hearing him tell Camilla that he wanted to be her tampon.)

Andrew visited my old workplace about 6 years ago. He swept in half an hour late, did the handshakes and photo ops with the CEO and then raced off again in a convoy of 3 shiny SUVs. Didn’t even pop his head into the office to gaze upon the peasants who were actually part of the “local business success story”.

She absolutely did not get there on merit. Horse riding is a sport that depends largely on money. Being able to afford the most expensive, finest competitive horses is a huge amount of the game. Zara has talent but she is known within competitive riding circles as lazy. If she didn’t have access to such fine horses…

I’m not 100% sure about the Queen’s opinion, but it’s well-known Charles wants to keep The Royal Family pared down. Anne and Edward and their families seem quite content with that idea. Andrew has major middle child syndrome, though.

Absolutely. Andrew wants them to have all the privileges of being royal (Civil List money, attention, televised weddings) with none of the work. And yeah, here “work” is defined as hosting charity dinners, going abroad to say hello to the former colonies, and cutting ribbons to the new office park with oversized…

All the stars for “Mrs. Crookshanks” 

Kate graduated from the University of St Andrews.

if you look hard enough, there’s even footage of her:

It might be harsh but it’s true. Neither is exactly regarded as bright or self-aware but both like to act as though they’re adored by the public when people just don’t know who the fuck they are.

That was way harsh, Tai, but I agree the plans for this wedding are ridiculous, and it is all Andrew and Fergie pushing because they think their daughters should be a bigger deal than Meghan and Kate because they are princesses of the blood. They aren’t even working Royals

You don’t have to be smart to be born into the royal family either.

- *snicker* Oh, Andrew. Always the spare, never the heir.

I’m disappointed. I would watch the hell out of Eugenie’s wedding. Maybe E! will pick it up for the US.

Wait a minute... They are done filming the GoT final season?! HBO you got some serious splainin’ ta do why I can’t get my fix...

I love Jack Brooksbank's grandmother.

I think the term is used to highlight the fact that Megan’s mother, the supportive parent who declines the spotlight, is NOT Samantha’s mother and the only connection Megan and Samantha have is that guy.

Mean girls never stop mean-girling

10 is a bit too generous, I think.

I wonder what they will do to the products they donate. At minimum take off the tag, right? I do not for one second believe these brands would “dilute their cachet” by letting The Poors be seen wearing them by just donating their stuff directly to a shelter or thrift store.

It’s not a white supremacist website. It’s a website that some white supremacists use.