Man, 29, go for it - slowly. If she pulls back, wither in embarrassment, give her a ride home in complete silence and avoid her forever. Dating is fun you’ll enjoy yourself.

#facts  This might pay the mortgage this month, real talk!

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

This is something else. The cemetery is around the corner from our house. HELP!

I can’t imagine they’ll carry more than a rack of plus size clothes, if any at all, in their stores. I occasionally go into J Crews as a fun game--to see how long I can last before being ice-glared out of it by its staff--and their inventory is really sparse. Boutique-like but...in a shopping mall. D: 

Really.  If they make larger sizes but don’t carry them in their stores they can go fuck themselves.

I used to love them, the cashmere was so good.  Now if you wear something three times it pills right up.  It seems like right after their IPO the quality went right out the window and the size index got completely weird.

I occasionally find J Crew stuff at Goodwill that is probably from the early 2000s or even older and is in better shape than stuff I bought there like last year. 

Absolutely. The coats were amazing— I am still actively using a wool coat I bought there in 1997. I had a houndstooth tweed skirt that was thick, with actual tailoring. Now it’s all jacked up low quality, ill-fitting stuff.  

J Crew was the go-to catalog when I was in college in the late 80s. I still have a couple pairs of shorts from back then.

I worked for J Crew (corporate) in the early 90s. Their clothes USED to be very high quality. I still own sweaters and jackets from my time with them, and they look like new. High quality fabrics well sewn. That’s what people paid their high prices for back in the day.

Victoria’s Secret also brands itself for VERY young women in a pretty deliberate way. They’re selling a fulfillment fantasy, and being fat is an actual nightmare for a lot of women at that age. I don’t see them adding actual plus sizes anytime soon.

Gosh. It’s almost as though someone who has such a level of dysmorphia that he has chosen to completely surgically alter his body to look like a doll might well have some other issues. Who’d a thunk? 

<gasps> Poop?!?! In the compost!?!? Oh heavens no!!

Maybe try not to sound like an incel who finally found the woman he thinks he deserves.

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

It made me giggle. :D

Maybe Ben is being treated for worms?

Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean.