With. You. I like contacts on super-hot days, too, because they don’t fog up between indoors and outdoors and they don’t slide off my face when I get sweaty. I truly like my face with glasses on—that doesn’t mean it’s the only look I like!

Did he actually design that spiral ring? It could make a pretty cocktail ring, but isn’t suitable as an engagement ring. Like you said: too much.

I had not seen that, and fug is too generous a description. It’s... it’s really bad.

Do you remember that positively heeeeedious ring Brad Pitt designed for Angelina Jolie? It was just awful. Yuck and ugh.

I last taught this 12 yeas ago, but the points I remember are:

I fucking LOVE What Lies Beneath. Back when I was a film teacher and dinosaurs roamed the earth, I taught it and Gaslight together.

Mine did, but I’m not Robin Wright.

I’m not sure I would characterize Aniston as “wise,” but this seems like a fair read of Brad Pitt.

Is everything about Angelina Jolie’s relationships  completely, embarrassingly messy, or is that just the optics?

But... But... THE INTERIOR IS NOT THE BRADY BUNCH SET!!! The house doesn’t need to be “restored to its 70s glory” because all its 70s glory was in its curb appeal. The house exterior doesn’t remotely match the set. So, SO dumb.

THANK YOU. Bobby does all the *work.*

Yep. That’s my takeaway, too. And mystery for mystery’s sake.

Lolololllllololol

I feel like if I were friends with Charlie Sheen in real life, most of our communications would me texts from me to him which read: Oh my god, dude! Can’t you do anything right?!

I strongly agree with your statement that This Is Us is a cult. I may get stoned to death, but that show is... not for me.

I’m thrilled to know she got her playhouse! 

I believe your accounting of this incident, while at the same time, this:

This particularly frosts me because Doria has appeared every inch a lady on a world stage. The same could never be said about dear old dad.

Found it!

She DID--it’s Googleable. I missed out on those things. Which is fine with me.