I find that really reductive. My daughter was born via surrogate, and our agreement from the moment we met was her body and her health was the priority until there was an actual living baby. Making surrogate parents out to all be like the selfish ungrateful beasts you see on TV is not helpful to decent, regular people…

I love jewels with a sickness, like Charles Boyer in Gaslight. I think many, many tiaras are beautiful, The Strathmore Rose is uncommonly pretty, though. It has an airy quality.

The Spencer Honeysuckle is... not something I would select. Also, Diana reported that the Spencer tiara we all know and admire was lightweight and easy to wear. That’s why she kept wearing it long after she had access to the Queen’s pieces.

I was just thrilled for her. In my heart, I hope there was a big scene and the bride triumphed with reason and steely resolve that she is a Spencer and it is her right to wear it. Probably, it was nothing like that.

Lady Mis-Steps in Heels, News at 11:00.

I’m going to burn in hell, but all I could think of was Elle Woods’s boyfriend saying, “You’re not smart enough, Sweetie...”

I actually wore it for the first time yesterday. The Mr thinks rompers are sexy, which honestly was a major motivator for me to get it, and we went out for our anniversary last night, ergo...

IK, R? If I can’t feature my boobs in my evening clothes, then I can’t go.

Can I get dat aquamarine ring, doe? Because, THAT, ladies, is a wedding present!

I had my first wedding dress made that way. I took my very favorite dress to a great tailor here in my city and had him copy it in white eyelet. It was very pretty.

Honestly, that dress would so not work for me. I wouldn’t want it at all. The Duchess of Sussex looks fab in it, but she’s all about her shoulders, while I am all about my boobs. So, girls with swimmers’ bods, go forth and get that dress. I would look like a deranged potato in it.

Nevermind. Fixed a typo in editing.

Absofuckinglutely. She’s Stephanie Zinone! She’s “white gold”! She’s everything!

Team Michelle Pfeiffer forever and and ever amen.

Back at ‘ya! We can always sit together at the losers’ table ;o)

I’m not sure if it’s because I called someone a “bitch,” (which I admit was not my finest hour but I was extremely riled up re: Kate Spade’s suicide which caused me to re-live some grief) or because I said Beyoncé’s brand of feminism is toxic. I’ll probably get banned again now! I have never seen an ill word from you;…

I got banned last week, too. Sad trombone. I’d been here under the same name since like 2011 or something...

I have a based-on-nothing love for Selena Gomez. She’s absolutely darling.

I’m 42, and FAT, and I got a romper for summer!

THIS is the update I needed!