Why the pixelation? Are we afraid the squirrel’s family will see this before they are notified?

Why are you calling that “squirrel meat”? It is a squirrel’s dead body. It is not meat. WHERE DID HE GET IT? Did he kill it?

Look at that exfoliation!

Ok Mom.

And that’s okay! You can be grossed out by anyone you want! If you knew me in real life, I’m sure you’d be grossed out by me constantly! (Full disclosure: I’m ItUsedToWatchMeSleep, only I don’t have my login at work.) I’ve been a Jezebel commenter for a long time and it seems like more and more I have to censor myself…

You in danger girl!

Same. Also, I can’t freaking believe that Sarah Paulson is 41.

There are many different parenting styles for many different children.

Even if I wasn’t too lazy (which I totally am), all I can think about is the overall potential for disaster. How does it even stay in place? Like if I got hit by a rogue wave, would labia pop out?

Greg Kinnear is the male Jennifer Garner.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Dude, at least post the GIF.

Yeah, me too.

I’m sorry I just wrote you a snarky response. I was in a shitty mood yesterday and my overall bitchiness has made me feel just as shitty today.

If numerous people are reading it the same way (which you insist is incorrect), you may reconsider your communication abilities.

It is a png.

Yeah, her 18 month old toddler could have DIED!

I’m a lady and I don’t know where else I would put it? If I hang it on the shower rail, it gets wet. If there’s more than one person staying in the apartment, all the goddamned towel rails are full.

The personal habits of which I am the most ashamed just slit their wrists in horror.