Future serial killer alert!

She sounds like she’s trying to be Pink.

My face while watching the original cut.

What if it’s not an actor at all? What about Francis Ford Coppola? He was definitely a powerful A-lister by the 80s, he has not just children, but famous children (so he’s known for being their dad, aka a family man) and he’s still working.

Oof. Kristin Chenoweth. Pull back on the tanning, hon!

You understand that I’m not speaking to them, right? Nor am I sending them a letter detailing my disapproval. I’m also not trying to get laws passed forbidding their love. So I am letting them be. I am totally letting them be.

Yes, it’s still a thing.

That may be part of it. She looks like she’s in her 20s.

I’m going to be honest. I like Holland Taylor and I like Sarah Paulson. But I am grossed out by their age difference. Same as I am grossed out by Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas.

Kara, please don’t encourage Cher.

Maybe she “busted in” to say that because, you know, this is a comment section, the main purpose of which is to—you guessed it—comment. Perhaps the better question is why did you “bust in” just to criticize her?

Congratulations on your ability to seamlessly combine the subject of food recipes with the phrase “mucus plug”. Now if you’ll excuse me, I just have to go vomit.

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You could always buy epinephrine and needles and inject your son yourself, and teach him how to do it himself. It’s super cheap.

I watched it because:

He says his name and asks about the Red Wings score. Not hard to identify the guy from that!

You’re Pizza Rolling wrong. You bite one end off (or all four corners depending on your mood/bite radius). Congratulations, you have just vented the roll. Do this to a few more rolls before coming back to the first roll and you’ll find it nice and warm but no longer scalding.

I never said they SHOULD wait. I merely said they COULD wait. Never mentioned my comfort or being squeamish, but it sounds like an interesting argument you’re having in your head.

Where did I suggest you breastfeed in a bathroom? I’ll help you out, I didn’t.

Fair enough. I appreciate your honesty. And you’re right, I could’ve stated my argument more clearly.