If they really were a Crocodile Dundee fan they would know that that's not a knife.

SHS debased herself constantly in the Pressers, she looked like a sociopathic fool and a sycophant for the administration. She blatantly lied (poorly) and helped fuel the anti-Media fetishism on the Right that led to package bombs to news anchors she called out. Sara regurgitated Trump’s lies and existed as a…

Had more than a few drinks, and decided to scan the local pet section of Craigslist (not too odd at this point, however due to my rental agreement, I cannot own a pet). 3 years later, I’m still not regretting drunkenly asking if he was still available, and my landlord is still none-the-wiser!

Had more than a few drinks, and decided to scan the local pet section of Craigslist (not too odd at this point,…

Who could have ever forseen that building a wall on an international border would be so complicated?!

“Their permit is still in the works,” Kuczmanski told BuzzFeed. “We’re asking for documentation.”

Actually breaking Twitter would be the best possible use of Keanu’s considerable power and the final notch I’d need to cast my vote for canonization. 

You’re completely and utterly missing the point. The rarity or frequency of school shootings isn’t the fucking point. The training or eagerness of the teachers to accept the guns isn’t the point. Giving guns to teachers—whether they have training or not—simply opens a fucking Pandora’s Box of new potential tragedies.…

Fuck that “all of us.”

“Shut up, Meg.”

It is a sad fact that people, on the whole, will treat physically attractive people better than physically unattractive people.

BUT - and it’s a big BUT - how happy you are is not dependent on how others treat you, but on how you treat yourself.

And how you treat yourself also determines how you treat others. Happy…

can’t do surgery on your soul, boy.

Maybe if they smiled more.

“I sat on that stage between Bernie and John McCain, and John McCain kept reciting to me names of dictators during that speech...”

Finally deciding to attack Trump on a personal level is an interesting development. It’s one thing for a politician, especially an experienced one like Pelosi, to criticize a President for their policy or politics. It’s another thing entirely to put it out there that you think the President is ill and needs help. I’m…

I watched Pelosi this morning and I thought a lot of what she said, needed to be said. She called out Trump for yesterday’s stunt which was a good thing. She talked about being able to do two things at once - investigating the president and concurrently working on infrastructure problems. She framed Trump’s tantrum as…

Exactly. I realized recently that I don’t fucking agree with anything except common sense anymore. Actual equal rights, hate speech is not free speech, religion does not give you the right to discriminate or hate, we’re all fucking humans but at some point I gotta realize that the America I thought I knew never even…

I tried it on a whim because it kept showing up in the suggestions, but Patriot is very good.  Terry O’Quinn, Kurtwood Smith.  very dryly funny

Sounds exactly like I expected and exactly as I wanted--I just want to watch these people have fun together because they’re hilarious.

Don’t worry, it’s likely none of this actually happened.

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?