elisabetholiverfields
ElisabethOliverfields
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If you cross an Owlborn with a Vampire Bear do you get an Owlbear? Since, you know, the born part neutralizes the undead part.

Luigick.

So white the W is written twice, for extra-whiteness!

It worked greatly for the Habsburgs, didn’t it?

And human Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots!

Are they going after Cloud9's Sneaky then?

America now is the personification of the dog in the fire.

And he is a Republican, described as a “rising Republican star”. Apparently it’s only the government - which doesn’t include themselves - that they want to be “small”.

Now that The Shape Of Water popularized the discussion about human-nonhuman love on the media can we get an adaptation of Ovid’s Metamorphoses (preferrable a television adaptation)? Love knows no boundaries!

Specially against non-kosher bestiality. I mean, technically the “asset” was seafood.

Not exactly a technology but a biological feature: true hermaphroditism/ monoecy. I wish there was a way for humanity to create perfectly functional hermaphrodite humans or turn already alive regular humans into perfectly functional hermaphrodite humans, either like the Gethenians from Ursula K. Le Guin’s The Left

Like ancillaries from Ancillary Justice?

And the Trump administration considers violence against their electoral base unacceptable!

Unfortunately the textbook industry isn’t bribing politicians.

“I am not racist, I even drink brown-colored sweet drinks!”

Or what imaginary black movie-goers at theaters showing Black Panther would do to him. You know how dangerous those black superhero fans are, always travelling in time and space to assault Swedish women from Malmö, English soccer fans going home after a match from a 2017 soccer match and putting make-up on random

Suddenly I read that in Ron Howard’s Arrested Development narrator voice.

“Chad: They were brandishing guns at me!”
“AD narrator: No, they weren’t.”

Grey’s Anatomy has medicine in it? I thought it was just a soap opera about hot dudes and dudettes who discuss their relationships and have sex all the time in a building that looks like a hospital.

The last quotation sounds like something Chip would say about his beloved Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who - and the hide-like Lady Cassandra, not the young still-human Lady Cassandra.