Cool! Tree circuits! Wakanda’s technology is so advanced that even in their family trees they use circuits.

For a tenth of a second I read “W Magazine Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Black,..” and then for another tenth of a second I internally giggled.

The fear the childless have isn’t about their offsprings failing to survive, but surviving in a suffering miserable world. It’s about refraining from putting children in a horrible suffering world, not about refraining from putting children in a world where they are going to die easily.

On Mario Kart Wii I mained Baby Daisy on the Magikruiser. After a while she was the only character I played with in the game. Oh man, how I miss that game. I still have the game and my old Wii console, but the Wii has been broken for years.

Also, I’ve been dreaming for a new Mario (or Luigi) game set on Sarasaland for…

Sorry to say but good riddance. Hope the bastard fries in hell. I’ll save my feelings for when a non-pedophile dies.

So...basically Margaret is Charlotte Perkins Gilman?

You know, you just described white second-wave feminists.

Wouldn’t that be the direct translation of the word for Muggles that the German wizards use?

Ivanka Trump, the daughter of Donald Trump, seriously and non-ironically praising Oprah? Someone is getting a violent beating from dad tonight!

I mean, just get To Kill a Mockingbird, change Bob Ewell with Trump, Mayella Ewell with Ivanka and Tom Robinson with Oprah and you get really close to reality now.

Blond blue-eyed Jesus is the most hilarious-looking Jesus.

Ohh, just you wait until you see the Disney live-action remake of Pocahontas!

Also, unintelligible to Americans:

Nah, if anything that started with 2015's Cinderella, so it’s your blame only if you paid to see that movie.

The world does need more Tony Shalhoub. It’s such a shame that after Wings and Monk ended he seem to have disappeared from television.

I believe it might have been temporary on Nish’s part - Nish saved her mother’s consciousness and implanted it on her own head just to let her mother witness the fall of Rolo. Maybe Nish intended to free her mother by removing her from her head and killing her permanently after she destroyed the museum and gave peace…

...ran for student government as an outspoken conservative who prided himself as someone “who will say and do things that no one else in their right mind will say or do.

I can’t wait for them to go full Gaddafi and blame Nescafe spiked with hallucinogenic drugs.

Also, she is doing this not because he is a disgusting racist low excuse for a human being, she is doing this because he is a disgusting racist low excuse for a human being with no power anymore, as opposed to the other disgusting racist low excuse for a human being full of power.

Can’t wait to see him doing his shit in Iran or North Korea! Now, that would be entertainment!

Also the Earth is flat, cannabis is highly addictive, rape doesn’t lead to pregnancy because the body has a way to shut the whole thing down and lies are actually “alternative facts”.

Next you know Americans are going to throw away lighters, matchsticks, stoves, blowtorches and stones and sticks and just pray for fire…