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Fun fact: [long story about anal sex and geography]

Yep. And after that, the White House releases a redacted version of the whistleblower complaint, which aligns somewhat with the single phone call transcript (which is in itself likely edited/altered, and is only one in a series of calls).

It doesn’t feel like that shit will work this time. The Ukraine scandal is an avalanche, with no time for distractions in between boulders. And now we know that Giuliani had a whole shadow operation going on over there! End-running around the State Dept & Congress, money being held up by the freakin’ OMB with no

Ukrainian president: “about the military aid...”

Only way that nonsense could be whiter is if she was a little younger and male, so the judge could side with her and state that she has a promising future ahead of her

hyper-vigilant is the new code for “scared of black people”

“Couple of seconds” - ha!  It’s longer than you think, godspeed aquaboy!  Longer than you think!

What seems longer?  A couple of seconds of unparticulated consciousness or listening to this self-righteous asshole?

“It’s not about me. It’s about we and supporting that university that I love and I went to. But now it’s not about US and WE it’s about me. And I know we live in a selfish culture where it’s all about us, but we’re just adding and piling on to that.”

OH? Go on, please....

Holy shit, a perfect reference to The Jaunt?!? I reread that story every few years and now I love you.

+30 pieces of silver

“Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, unless he be an amateur.”

To be fair, I think if Jesus had it all to do over again, he would have liked to be paid for his troubles 

yeah "tricked" 

Judging by his haircut, how much longer until he gets tricked into speaking at a Proud Boy rally or something like that?

The kid from The Jaunt? Bravo!

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, he fucking doesn’t. He does nothing but pile on sexual assault survivors by saying he doesn’t like how they did things.

Sigh: He doesn’t, and that really was nothing.