Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

Yeah, man. It’s okay. Just step away from the slicer.

You can hear me?!

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

I love how no one bothers to check on the kid that was just layed out.

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Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

Beats the hell out of me. One possibility is that he was just going to strip it of its assets like the players, the ground, etc.

I never went to Bury. It’s not a place I frequented. So for me to walk away from Bury and never go back is a very easy thing to do. I don’t do anything up there. I didn’t even know there was a football team called Bury to be honest with you. I’m not a football fan.

This is your irony.
This is your irony on drugs
Any questions?

one of Al’s best!

On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him. 

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

This checks out