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Getting hit by a bus is fine, but I prefer getting hyped on gummy bears and then twitter screaming at Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment because fuck those cowardly pieces of ignorant pig shit. Of course, it’s easier for me to refer to your idiot overlords as the money-wasting pieces of human trash they so pathetically

I’m aware, but I’m also aware that this particular court has taken a few cases, despite existing and relatively decided precedent, to make a point. Thomas is itching to overturn and/or ignore precedent where he can remake it with his own ideology, and he has allies. Just saying that it wouldn’t surprise me if this

I’m not entirely sure that that’s determinative. Most of those decisions were 5-4 with Kennedy as the deciding vote. Thomas, and to a lesser extent Kavanaugh and Gorsuch have indicated a willingness to blow up prior precedent in order to remake the law as they see fit. If the Harvard case is appealed up to the court,

Oh God, I shouldn’t have listened. It’s longer than you think Chris. It’s longer than you THINK.

Obviously, the NYPD can’t focus its attention on minor crimes like repeated sexual assault and attempted rape by its own when there are purveyors of loose cigarettes prowling the streets un-strangled.

The Raptors are playing Gasol, Ibaka, Siakam, Leonard and Lowry during these sequences. They have three guys capable of playing center for heavy minutes out there, and they’re not giving up an inch on the perimeter. They’re doing this against, Embiid, Simmons, Harris, Butler and Redick. Now, that’s a big lineup, but

Heh. Thanks! We both got through it all the same though.

I agree that Hazelwood gives school districts a large advantage when it comes to a federal 1st Amendment and prior restraint case, but I do think that California may have negated some of that advantage here. California Education Code 48907, as mentioned above, gives public school pupils in the state free speech

Off topic, but are we required to fight to the death?

If we’re going by the “titles change things” argument, should the Raptors be the best non-Lakers destination, at least this year? Siakam, Anouby, Valacunias (maybe Wright) and a future#1 for Davis gives you threw young players and a true gamble of a pick- if Leonard/Davis leave, that’s maybe a #1 pick; if they don’t,

How can you be afraid of turtles?” Look them up in the internet. Whole shit loads of reasons to be afraid of them there.

I’d like to thank Engler for his efforts to raise awareness of the Flint water crisis by showing the damaging effects of voluntarily drinking gallons and gallons of it.

Look man, if you want to argue that all Nazis deserve punches, cool. But no one deserves domestic abuse. The monstrous words, thoughts and actions she’s responsible for means she should face the justice of society or maybe even the mob, but not the degrading, soul-destroying beatings and belittling of some dickhead

So...are we not mentioning Richard Ojeda (running since the second he lost a West Virginia congressional seat) because he’s just too obscure or because he’s very slightly less white than the rest of these guys?

Let me say more directly what Very Stable Real Man of Genius said more politely by posting the rule: You are a hypocritical asshole too lazy to do what you demanded so that you could make a half-assed, cowardly defense of bigotry. Go disappear into a cave until you learn not to be trash.

Be careful, Deadspin. I don’t know how much more red Gruden can take.

Never forget: Ken Paxton is under indictment for securities fraud in 2015.  He should be in trial or in prison, instead of free to punish poor women like Ortega for political gain.

Were the Browns to win out and the Steelers to drop 4 out of 5, the Browns would actually take the division and knock the Steelers out of the playoffs. This won’t happen because LOLBROWNS, but I can think of few things Ben deserves more. Other than, of course, prison.

I kept on looking for a trail of pee escaping from his leg. As I did not see one, I am assuming the torn bicep comes from holding up the weight of his massive balls; the plan to go hang gliding again confirms this assessment.