My desire to see Jones humiliated is only tempered by the fact that the bastard would end up five billion richer and replaced by another bastard.

Ugh indeed. Here’s hoping though. We have over a month for these to sink in. Alabamans can’t blame their choice on e-mails, corruption, Bill, or whatever. They vote for the predator, that means the own that predator. In 2015, Louisiana had a choice between an ex-Army Ranger and a corrupt piece of shit who fucked every…

Another sad reminder that rape is about power, and that if we don’t stand up to those who use power commit rape, don’t tear down the garbage excuses they use to exercise that power, we allow anyone and everyone to fall victim to it. Especially children.

So if xtians can use the “homosexuality leads to pedophilia” argument, can we use the “misogyny leads to pedophilia argument?”Because I think the evidence is on our side there.

Alright Alabama, here comes the test. An alleged child molester is on your ballot. Do you:

Sign missed the part where he skips the toilet and jumps straight into bed.

320,000 Ohioans fought for the Union in the Civil War. 35,000 of them died. Heritage my ass. Nothing there but a monument to the hate-filled hearts of traitors. In a fair world, these people would find themselves on the express elevator to the 9th level of hell. I can only hope living in rural Ohio is punishment…

Look everyone! Found the Patriots fan! So how does it feel knowing you’ll have gotten everything you’ve wanted as a fan and yet will still die feeling slighted and angry?

Man, I don’t even wanna think about Rickey and TO facing the same treatment. Rickey’s rings might be a dividing line, maybe

I’d like to think that his confidence and idiosyncrasies would put him in the same “whimsically bold” category of athletes to which we assign guys like Joel Embiid, Marquettte King and Elvis Andrus, and thus maybe he’d be fine. But I don’t know if I really believe that would happen.

Rickey would say that a top 40 without Rickey is not only hurts Rickey, but baseball, because Rickey is baseball and baseball is Rickey. Rickey.

What’s he’s doing is awesome. Seeing skin heal itself is amazing. And yet...

Fuck you! I still watch the A’s. I just watch them the same way I watch my son playing tee-ball: with the resignation that nothing good or interesting will come of this and that any dreams I had for future baseball success will be repeatedly shattered.

I know this was a worked shoot here, but thank you for royally fucking up Albert’s take. That was beautiful.

Haha, your take just got ass-blasted by Drew.

Common suggestion for police: “Hey, maybe you should try to deescalate the things first. Try using words and exercising a little patience and situational awareness before pulling a gun. Let’s see if introducing some calm helps.”

So the Brian Roberson story is even better than depicted here. Roberson isn’t the pastor. He just took a picture of a man who identified himself as a pastor from south-central Houston while checking cars for survivors.