So you’re saying that while you’re shitty, you at least have the decency to be inconsequential. Got it.

Just when I think you’re gone forever, you come back, wearing a mitre no less.

All that makes sense to me. It’s just that it seems that the net benefit to Boston is financial with some strategic benefit. Sure, Irving’s window is longer than Thomas’s (though Kyrie’s injury history could spell trouble down the road). But the cost was a defensively-gifted floor spacer, a must for today. And Boston…

I’ll defer to your up-close observation, but everything I saw and read indicated that he’s the type of guy who can switch onto 3 or 4 positions and stick on the opponent’s best weapon. As for rebounding, I got the feeling that part of the issue was how often they stuck him at the 4 (where he is admittedly undersized)…

I may be a Thomas-stan from his time in Sacramento, but he’s a equal-to-better offensive player with the same defensive issues as Irving. So Boston basically got an extra contract year of a comparable player. To get him, they also gave up a 3-and-D monster in Crowder along with two prospects in the Brooklyn pick and…

“Yeah, it gives you the freedom to scare minorities without losing your job.”

Tinkerbell there needs to have two thoughts rattling about rattling around his skull: 1) You can acknowledge something is dangerous and still laugh at it for being ridiculous, pathetic and stupid. 2) They should be afraid of when we stop laughing. They are outnumbered, fearful degenerates. Their champion was elected…

The only solace there is that Trump has done a great job of pissing off military leadership. And of the three generals who serve him directly, only one shows semblances of tolerance beyond duty. AND Trump hasn’t directly criticized any of those three despite some direct challenges, indicating that he’s either smart…

I did say the cats are assholes. Lovable ones, but assholes. Also, that is one of the better clips I’ve seen in my life

I have always been phobic about throat injuries. I willing watched a man’s Adam’s Apple BOBBLE from the impact an 80+ mph pitch. The resulting gasp just woke up my two-year old, who I spent an hour trying to put to nap. The fuck is wrong with me.

Put that cat in Mango Mussolini’s arms and he’ll open an artery. That cat is the hero we deserve.

There are so few creatures on Earth that can be utterly adorable while simultaneously giving you some vicious side-eye.

Never before have I so wanted to see a subsidy-addled bunch of rich assholes receive unreasonably huge compensatory damages. C’mon lawyers, do your stuff.

So if a mad scientist built herself a death ray and mecha suit, blew up the ring mid-fight, then immediately announced her attention to take over the White House, would anyone outside Trump consider her a supervillain?

Cat bites the shit out of Cardinals employee and is nowhere near the field when a grand slam is hit. Cardinals fans embrace cat instead of random circumstance, so now we’re attacking the cat for being associated with the Cardinals.

Ever notice how history is full of battles where men make their stands in places that are in retrospect, absurd and pointless places to be, and you think “what a stupid place to die?”

The intent is probably harmless. But the execution? Cringey, to say the least.

So, Boston folks- is Jae Crowder capable of manning the 4 full-time now that his spot is taken, or is a trade necessary? He looks like he’s burly and ferocious enough to do Draymond-like D down there, but I dunno for sure. What says you?