Whose Disgusting Baseball Chin was that at the end?

You should never feel forced to play euchre. Euchre is a beautiful sport to be cherished and enjoyed like a fine wine.

Hello Mudda

Yeah, but it doesn’t look like his heart was in it. I mean, he didn’t even try to cup the balls.

the phrase to her coach after Tom Rinaldi told her she was a 300:1 underdog:

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

I have been a Bears fan for decades and I picked the Packers in my suicide pool. This game is going to the the beginning of a terrible, terrible year.

One for each of Brady’s concubines that bore his precious children unto the earth. Amen.

Bakersfield is, objectively speaking, one of the worst places in the world. If there is a portal on Earth to Literal Christian Hell, it is in Bakersfield, CA. The whole place reeks of crude oil and is filled with fundamentalists. If a petroleum-themed penis monster is the worst thing that emerges from that shithole,…

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

This is exactly like the fourth season of The Challenge where CT was accused of cheating on the elimination competition, but then we all realized it was more like Teen Wolf.

Why isn’t he happy for the Giants?

*Vicious

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Have any four conference finalists done as much to make your job easy as these four?

Bold statement.

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!