El Guapo
Aug 7

Holy fuck, I actually missed the part where he suggested that Will Smith did a better job with the character than Robin Williams. That is batshit insane. I withdraw my original compliment about the article, it has officially lost all credibility!

Aug 7

It’s hard to picture how Aladdin might work if it didn’t have Robin Williams in full meta-frenzy, throwing air quotes over everything. I think it might be a better film, though.” Read more

Aug 5

This comment is going to cost AVClub at least $30k.

Aug 5

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Jul 10

Usually on Amazon its because sellers dont want to list the product as out of stock, but cant afford to have someone order something they dont have in stock ready to ship, so they max the price out.  Pretty common on Ebay as well.

Jul 10

This is a pretty common thing when a third party online distributor runs out of stock on something, rather than take down the listing and incur additional listing fees if they get more stock in later on, they just jack up the price to some astronomical number. Sellers have been doing this for years.

Jul 7

I wasn’t trying to piss off the right or anything.  I was just thinking how much I liked Are You Being Served? Again! and thought it would be nice. 

Jul 1

Everything’s a buttplug if you’re brave enough.

May 27

Conservatives are, by definition, people who refuse to learn.

May 26

Please allow me to help.

May 26

While I am honored that you took time away from your busy schedule of setting peasants and their thatched roof cottages alight, I must inform you of your mistake. Read more

May 12

We’re about to have the summer without 69.

Apr 15

I don’t go out of my way to watch The Simpsons anymore, but when I do catch a recent episode I’m usually pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoy it. I do think the quality now is better than it was in the series’ middle period. 

Apr 15

I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

Apr 14

Yeah, I honestly felt really bad for her. Imagine marrying an abuser who up and disappears (probably ran off to Ecuador with his new girlfriend) and then spending the rest of your life getting blamed for his murder. Read more

Apr 13

I cannot believe you recommended a Lwaxana episode