RIDE THE SNAKE

Holy crap, the Jim Carrey episode. I taped that and must have watched it at least thirty times. Among the funniest shit ever. God, so good.

Don Ohlmeyer, what a quisling. 

I’m Team Contact from 1997, I’m afraid.

Sadly, we did not.

Holy fuck, I actually missed the part where he suggested that Will Smith did a better job with the character than Robin Williams. That is batshit insane. I withdraw my original compliment about the article, it has officially lost all credibility!

“It’s hard to picture how Aladdin might work if it didn’t have Robin Williams in full meta-frenzy, throwing air quotes over everything. I think it might be a better film, though.”

This comment is going to cost AVClub at least $30k.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

I wasn’t trying to piss off the right or anything.  I was just thinking how much I liked Are You Being Served? Again! and thought it would be nice. 

Everything’s a buttplug if you’re brave enough.

Conservatives are, by definition, people who refuse to learn.

Summer of 86'd

We’re about to have the summer without 69.

I don’t go out of my way to watch The Simpsons anymore, but when I do catch a recent episode I’m usually pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoy it. I do think the quality now is better than it was in the series’ middle period. 

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

Yeah, I honestly felt really bad for her. Imagine marrying an abuser who up and disappears (probably ran off to Ecuador with his new girlfriend) and then spending the rest of your life getting blamed for his murder.

Kayleigh McEnany Hates Black PEOPLE

The kind with tomato (a very juicy fruit) sauce

Ryu ranked around 6 is pretty good. Ryu is balanced around Ryu, so you want to make sure Ryu is somewhere from mid to high-mid.