Reid, your third sentence has EIGHT commas.

So...Alex Moffat. Huh.

I gotta say, the Worst of the night was the Megan’s Period Destroys A House reboot.

Get fucked

You packed a whole lotta stupid in a small post, but typing "I do not believe they went political" about a game with RONALD FUCKING REAGAN was an extra-special touch 

Shout-out to all the Moms out there, I guess?

“Any other questions about the job?”

Thank you both for writing this post, because *I* feel like I took the crazy pills when people reference this era of SNL as funny, Ferrell included.

“...Daddy” versus “We win, Gracie!”

If she was an IG influencer, she wouldn’t be wearing a mask that hid her identity. Her IG handle would be Sharpied on the small of her back.

Now do Jim Halpert!

69. Nice.

Pizza sex!

This is the best. She is the worst.

Ex. Fucking. Zactly. Hell, there’s a interview IN THE SHOW where a guy said the husband was trying to pull something big off right before he left. Let alone the complete non-fact Joe Exotic tosses in there that “tiger stomachs can completely digest bones all the way!”

Carole’s ex-husband was a douchebag jerk who flew to Costa Rica every month to cheat on her. It’s stated on-camera that he had money buried all over. It’s stated on-camera that he asked someone if they wanted to go to Costa Rica with him. It’s stated on-camera that right before he disappeared, he said (paraphrased)…

Same, and I can confirm. The guy’s great.

guess you got your clicks, Joan?

No, "Scars" was Papa Roach.

Is Melissa still on this show anymore? Actual serious question after yet another complete no-show.