That bombshell on how and why they invented Mike’s character!!!!!

They have to defend it, although it feels weird. But c’mon, Rockford, ya copied it.

The cast is simply too large. Alex Moffat had one line in the opener and Melissa Villaseñor's first appearance on-screen was the goodbyes.

This was the best, funniest start-to-finish episode of the season. How the heck does it only get a B? Have you ever given an A?

Thank you so, so much for posting this.

Kinda surprised, but yeah, you’re right. She and her team knew he haaaaaaated it. They did it anyway.

the “pumpkin” and “sweetie” is a character bit to evoke the stereotypical Alice-type of waitress.

Sorry to see you go, Kate. RedEye 4 Lyfe, yo.

“it doesn’t remind me of Event Horizon” might be the best Kinja ever.

um, I believe they’re called Sandwich Artists

How in the hell do you read all of this in 60 seconds?

Someone say “beef with milk”?

true story: some ranches are literally bigger than Rhode Island

Cha cha cha, indeed.

Seriously, what the hell were the employees involved thinking?

Yep. What the hell would “traitor’s eyes” mean, anyway?

But gyms, doctors’ offices, bar, and public places won’t ever get included in the Nielsen system. They only include personal homes.

That is possible. Nielsen can't tell if someone's sitting there watching (or awake), just that it's on.

It is remarkable how few Americans really are in the Fox News cult. Considering the obvious fact that most of those viewer numbers are duplicated as they just leave the TV on all morning, it’s less than one percent of Americans.