That bombshell on how and why they invented Mike’s character!!!!!

They have to defend it, although it feels weird. But c’mon, Rockford, ya copied it.

The cast is simply too large. Alex Moffat had one line in the opener and Melissa Villaseñor's first appearance on-screen was the goodbyes.

This was the best, funniest start-to-finish episode of the season. How the heck does it only get a B? Have you ever given an A?

Excellent choice, sir! This episode is terrible.

Thank you so, so much for posting this.

Kinda surprised, but yeah, you’re right. She and her team knew he haaaaaaated it. They did it anyway.

the “pumpkin” and “sweetie” is a character bit to evoke the stereotypical Alice-type of waitress.

Sorry to see you go, Kate. RedEye 4 Lyfe, yo.

“it doesn’t remind me of Event Horizon” might be the best Kinja ever.

um, I believe they’re called Sandwich Artists

Dude. That’s pretty famous. In fact, that makes you IN-famous, which is when you’re MORE than famous.

How in the hell do you read all of this in 60 seconds?

Someone say “beef with milk”?

Are we allowed to go with non-Halloween movies?

true story: some ranches are literally bigger than Rhode Island

Cha cha cha, indeed.

Seriously, what the hell were the employees involved thinking?

Yep. What the hell would “traitor’s eyes” mean, anyway?