Outrageous, but still better than the Fines Syracuse players were subjected to.

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

He hit just .230 and had a 29-percent strikeout rate in the first half, but made up for all the whiffs by hitting for power and walking a ton.

Just another manic Munn day.

I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking: pizza tastes good.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

Mississippi? Did you think about the Mississippi River? That’s a river that runs by/through Mississippi. You’d have to cross the Mississippi. I suppose you could caulk the wagon and float it across. Across the Mississipi River I mean. Because you can’t forget about the Mississippi River. Maybe you should caulk the…

No way you could get the Jeep across. You’re gonna have to Ford the river.

Jesus! If the car wasn't there to stop him, would he have just flown right off the mountain?

gripping a .357

Yeah, but did you watch it...on weeeeed?

Update to my cool story: I grew up in Evans. I can guarantee the bar in question is Mickey Rats. It’s literally the only place in Evans that isn’t a dive. And it’s packed with bros, wall to wall bros.

“What are thoooooose?”

The Olympics themselves is not a joke. The OIC is.

This type of Curt reporting will get you Flooded with hate mail from STL fans.

One of those magical moments where the full context does nothing to change the meaning of the words spoken. Great work Colin

This passage is complete bullshit.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.