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SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

Do you guys feel at all bad/hypocritical for putting Grantland on blast for outing Dr. V, to only do the same thing a year or so later?

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Great job Adam, 1.5 thumbs up

Before my son was born I said, like every gamer parent before they have kids, “He’s going to start with Super Mario Brother, like I did, and work his way through the different generations....”

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

One day when he unwraps his lunch burrito—slowly and from the top, like the most sensual of strip teases, and for the same purpose of optimizing your long term pleasure; in fact, there’s a strong correlation between the ability to keep a burrito warm with maximum efficiency and the ability to pleasure a woman in the…

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

I can’t wait for the Leicester City holiday version of this night in to Vegas come out.

Wow, lots of uninformed and bad opinions and even a DANG LIBZ drop. Thanks for the insights.

She must know something about winning an NBA title. Why else would the Warriors' entire team be in love with her?

“...in the middle of the night a bunch of guys kicked the shit out of him and took all his shit.”

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

If the $6.5M AAV is what Saad would have gotten, losing him to an offer sheet would have brought the Blackhawks a 1st, a 2nd, and a 3rd.

You can see the instant the lightbulb goes on in Lynch’s head

“Inept” is not the word I would use, they are quite skillful in their misogyny.

“Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?”

Or more precisely: Why do you hate everything about Seth McFarlanes sense of humor, like Peter hated that burrito he got in Tijuana?
[cut to Peter in Tijuana some years ago, wearing a sombrero, trying to gulp down a…

I think they just borrowed this banner from Leicester City.