[neighbors walk their dogs by my house]

that halftime video is the greatest video you’ve ever posted, man

Or a sibling!

“Actually, I drink because of the first game.”

I am so mad that I have to agree with your “Go Patriots” right now

Right on, that’s fucking perfect. I thought “cracker” was specifically a Georgia/Florida thing, describing the white dudes who were wielding whips in the cowboy era there. Your updated definition works. But is Mayock one of these guys? 

dude, you’re not important enough to the gub’mint, this persecution fantasy is sad. And if you were, hate to tell you that you’d be pink mist before you ever squeezed off a round. You lost that battle decades ago.

Bell is living at Brady’s house? That really IS insane!

This is such bullshit. Who cares if he went to the defending champs, as if this was all some game of 4-D chess that he planned all along. Guy's been acting pretty messed up for a while now, and donning a Pats helmet doesn't magically fix that.

I hope Brown gets help. He doesn't seem well.

Imagine being too crazy for THE FUCKING RAIDERS.

best one by far

Mayock's from Pennsylvania, that's not cracker territory.

this was really good and made me want to re-read it now, too

“punchball” is such a better name

or a Stegosaurus. It’s 2019, after all

If the bride and groom are cool with the huge T-Rex being there, then there’s no argument about “upstaging the wedding”. Full stop.

Fuck the Patriots. (No insight, no bon mot, just fuck the Patriots.)

I didn’t check the score at all on the way to the airport because my uber driver was an older woman who thought it was disrespectful

I watched this last night. I feel very confident that none of these right-wing nutjobs actually watched it, and instead are lauding it because it Made Some Libs Mad.