blows my mind too, man. I’m not even most disappointed by Trump - he’s been a known quantity of shitty human for decades. All the people who just fell in line because he chose to wear that (R) on his name...sold their soul, and for what?

I think we found Bret Stephens’ kinja username

The tastiest part of all is that it happened because Stephens manually searched for his name on Twitter.

This is looking like what happened. Not the glue part, the first part.

Agreed. I think the Vikings have it worst of all. 

I'm not angry. Like, at all. Nor am I a Colts fan or an Indiana resident. You keep doing you, Buttfumbler.

Everything is political: https://deadspin.com/the-new-yorker-looks-to-a-stupid-man-to-answer-an-even-1829120337

Also very fucked up!

Your usage of the verb "Cutlers" is impeccable.

I guess I'm gonna get my libby lib lib card taken away because I think it's pretty fucked up for him to do this two weeks before the season starts. Shit, dude.

May your laser remain forever unfocused, Megan.

...you poured the gin & tonic in your car?

This is the first Bears-WYTS I can recall where they were actually good the prior year and thus have expectations for the upcoming season.

Maybe in Week 17. Literally never in Week 14. Turn in your keycard at the front desk.

one hundred percent unreasonable and insane

okay, now you’re saying the Rams purposely tanked a Week 14 game that they entered at 11-1 and had the pole position for home-field advantage. This is now the craziest thing typed in this thread.

Ha-HA! Screw that old asshole!

Any higher and the ump auto-calls a ball. 

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.