Uh...you’re surrounded by “bathroom”.

She campaigned for Jill fucking Stein in a Clinton vs. Trump election. She used her voice and influence for that.

Wendy’s social media team deserves a chair at the next Debate

You walk into your house from back from food shopping, and your wife and kids are not to be seen. What you do see is all of your ex-girlfriends, drinking tea with stern looks on their faces. What do you do?

conference cum party

Excellent laser, sir

it’s only funny once, JimJimBob

I agree the cult of Billy is exhausting and frustrating, but daaaaaaamn the Pumpkins had some awesome rock songs.

Uh, he's pretty clearly identified as a fish

I just want to note that you went out of order and the 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles should have been today’s WYTS, not the 9-6-1 Pittsburgh Steelers.

this is fantastic

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

That looks like a freaking nuclear detonation. Holy hell.

It’s not your fault, Sam

He recognizes the union, but only as a recurring character on Beverly Hills 90120

you even formatted the paragraph perfectly

My daughter found an old pop-top on an island earlier this summer. I tried to explain how they used to work and nail down about how old it must be. I...didn’t know.

came to type the same

username checks out