It’s a cult.

+sdlkjf;qalsifj;lasdfh

‘member when Bears fans were BIG MAD that Adam Gase was the one who got away?

anyone else feeling really, really end-of-Shawshank kind of happy for reader Marc at the end there?

Thirty. To. Fifty. Feral. Hogs.

Never learned to drive stick. And no, it will never, ever matter.

I really liked Forrest Gump when it came out. I was in high school, the VFX really were pretty great for the era, and Tom Hanks was, well, Tom Hanks.

BAHRAIN DAMAGE

You mean Phree Agency

I’d read that whole article

can we all agree to try to bring back *cums* more often around here?

What about the ethics of a pitcher who pulls a Busch-league move like swiping at the first baseman's glove?

THEN CHECK THE APPROPRIATE BOX

*updates “Identity of Hemmerling for Mitchell” file*

I just don’t understand the adoption of this terminology. “Black supermoon” doesn’t mean anything. It’s a new moon. 

“I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.”

More like Madden 76, amirite

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

It is a dick! We did it, internet.

Screw it, I say every profession gets their own version of the American flag.