El Guapo

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7/20/19

This isn’t Big Penis’ first run-in with authorities, either.

7/20/19

the algorithm got me, too. I hope this guy re-ups his campaign. He could get a pretty sweet vacation paid for by these idiots!

7/19/19

I dunno, I bet he’s all right

7/19/19

some days I wish I was you. Is that weird?

7/15/19

this deserves at least 69 stars

7/7/19

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

7/6/19

I’ve been thinking Halle Berry first for at least 20 years

7/2/19

ABSORB THE POWER OF MY STAR

6/30/19

You missed a pretty big chunk of this story by not including what happened on the 2-0 pitch right before.

6/19/19

Target

6/19/19

Wow, look at those thugs.

6/12/19

Thank you so much for putting this insanity all into one timeline.

6/7/19

You’re right. Eat Arby’s.

6/7/19

It’s literally the most NW part of the PNW!

6/7/19

But so does Eastern Oregon.

6/7/19

What’s your reasoning on Oregon completely being in the PNW, but not Washington?

6/7/19

It’s the balls, man. Except on slick road.

6/7/19

he had a MOLON LABE decal, didn’t he

6/6/19

QUASAR FUNK IS AMERICA’S ~~ASS~~ COMMENTER

6/4/19

I agree with just a slight addendum: everyone sucks except me