WHOA!

I'm guessing you just experienced 17776

Have you ever watched hockey before?

Good lord, I wanna make Linda Hamilton so many sandwiches, rub her feet, and clean the fuck outta her kitchen. 

Thank you for everything over the last decade-plus. You’re one of my best friends I’ve never known.

Your version FRICKING. RULES.

I clicked this headline kinda hoping the entire article would just be the word "No."

“This new Poochy reboot is far sexier than I expected."

Amen to that. More bangin', less hangin'.

+1

I’m sure Julianna Zobrist is a fine human being, but holy hell I never need to hear her shriek

Gabe should feel worse after reading this, because you’re right.

69. nice.

that would’ve been an all-timer

How does it feel to be on the same side of an argument as Donald Trump

Everyone I follow on Twitter who actually knows horse racing thought the DQ was the correct call.

Crane Kenney. It's Crane Kenney.

Salad spinners are for quickly drying off washed leaves, not mixing ingredients. This is like saying you mixed up a delicious batch of chocolate chip cookies in your dryer.