Finally, the major networks are giving the women’s selection show the same treatment they’ve given to the men.

Wait...do you think he’s not getting paid for two weeks?

But it’s not “illegal”. It’s what the Players’ Association agreed to. That’s like some White Sox flack calling the deal “illegal” if he blew out his knee and got paid in full for not playing.

It’s two fucking weeks. 

It’s pretty obvious Contractor was masturbating.

*chef’s kiss*

+1 more child

He math’ed me good!

YOU HAVE BEEN PILEDRIVEN THROUGH THE CRUST OF THE EARTH

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

They’re afraid of you in particular. 

It is acceptable to use either “lede” or “lead” GOD DAMMIT SO MUCH

that price is terroir-able

you buried the lead, man: WINE SNOBS ARE THE WORST

Trout’s deal will be in the $40M/year range. Even with the soft collusion happening between teams, Trout’s talent and production are so clearly ahead of everyone else that one team will break ranks and just throw the checkbook at him.

I think you nailed it. It’s the place’s signature dish on a busy night. They knew they’d get slammed, and get slammed for that particular dish. They were READY.

more likely that reporter was having the exact opposite of a slow news day, apparently

Well, I think you just got your answer.