D’awwwwww

Kilika.

Well, his career certainly got properly nuked.

Renting StarTropics for an entire weekend, getting to the point in the story where you had to soak the instruction booklet in water to reveal the secret frequency, feeling stuck and hopeless because the rental store didn’t provide the booklet...

uh, #actually it’s AAAAAAAARRRRRGH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH RUUUUUUUUH???? I AM SO SMART

I AGREE, BUT FEEL THAT I MUST AGREE IN ALL CAPS AND #VARIOUS #HASHTAGS!!!!!1111

He hasn’t passed MJ, and it appears that he won’t. Can you imagine Jordan losing an NBA Finals? 

Fuck you, Joe Ricketts.

Thank you for this. Last night was not a battle of two great defenses. The Rams’ wounds were largely self-inflicted. Brady looked every bit as old as a he is. It was dumb, listless, brainless barfball.

If that’s “broken beyond repair”, then I’m a “pile of sentient bone-mush”

I think this is the correct Groeningverse reference here:

Let he who hasn’t fucked a slice of pizza cast the first stone.

Am I the only person who doesn’t see it in the x-ray? I feel like this is the worst Magic Eye picture ever.

this is pretty fucking excellent, man

Exactly. Can we stop ascribing shit these people do to some “15th-dimensional magic dick power chess played by Commander Riker in Ten-Forward?”

I HAVE SAID THIS SAME THING SO MANY TIMES LATELY. HIS HAIR FUCKING SUCKS SO BAD!

that shit’s a Pangaea-step

Uh huh, my guy tells me that, too.

How about “Marshawn Lynch is great for the work he does” AND “Marshawn Lynch still should vote, and encourage everyone who he influences to vote, too”

I KNOW IT’S YOU, DREW