Minnesota Nice ‘N Racist

I expect to see Fletcher Cox smiling about this with Hoda Kotb tomorrow.

Also of note: the point spread closed at 7. 

Funny, we were having this same converstaion after watching a Blue PLanet II episode a couple of nights ago. Who is the next David Attenborough?

does reader Josh not understand that David Attenborough is already 92 years old?

Fucker, he full-force punched a 12-year-old girl in her face, through her face.

Benign, my ass.

I like it. I don’t love it, but it is getting better. I saw one of the Kotakuians (sp?) predicted that by years’ end, 76 will be considered “Actually Good” and I tend to agree. But cripes, we shouldn’t have to wade through months of broken shit to get there.

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

Come back soon, Drew.

counterpoint: no

How quickly will Nikki be posting a screenshot of Bauer’s slide into her DMs “apologizing”, followed by a ham-fisted flirtation attempt?

Dude, I wouldn’t mind being sullied by wealth. You could sully the shit outta me with wealth. 

I lasted twenty-six words into your comment and was done

Pfft, I’ve been doing my own independent SALSA experimentation at home all week long

a) he started serving it last season

MISS ME WITH THIS

WHICH SHELF?

I was gonna make a joke referencing one of Taran Killam’s iconic SNL characters.

one of these days Portnoy’s gonna accidentally sign his real name