18. monkey (Down 5)

Wait wait wait.

*four years later*

goosebumps

Not knowing, and reading stuff like that, really has me worried more for my guy. Our guy.

Holy shit. I hope you’re feeling better soon. I send you this wish IN ALL CAPS SO YOU KNOW IT’S SINCERE.

Judith and Carolyn, in case you ever read this article and scroll all the way down here:

But in reality, there are the Power Five and the Group of Five. UCF is going to have to start playing stronger opponents and beat them if they want to be realistically considered one of the four best college football teams. 

Huh. I guess baseball’s whiter than I thought. But probably not white enough for Individual 1.

but the MLB and NHL invitations have continued uninterrupted. (I wonder what those sports have in common?)

Yes, like people who think UCF should be in the Playoff. 

Holy hell, you’ve lost your ever-lovin’ football mind.

I don’t think you have any idea what I thought about UCF versus Auburn, neither of whom were among the four best teams in college football last year.

Does Timothy Morton know how to party or what?!

Might as well advocate for North Dakota State because they went undefeated. There are tiers of college football teams because there are clear tiers of talent. UCF beat one ranked team all season, and frankly they have a weaker case this year than last season. Thank goodness the CFP people didn’t reward them for…

I will say that UCF would BEAT any other of those team in the CFP. No question.

Early lines for the game gave the Sooners as two-touchdown underdogs against Alabama. Would replacing them with UCF really be that much worse?

AHEM. JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON (of date rapey songs)

Fuuuuuck yes, I beat* him and DAYUM - it feels good!