FACT CHECK: FOUR BOBBY HEBERTS

This is the good shit, Hamilton.

Puerto damn Rico.

Fuck Trump.

Turns out it's NOT "man licks man", which made last Friday night especially awkward

well, not with that attitude

All of this smacks of a subreddit created to make this kerfuffle happen.

OV-ER-RA-TED

they thought using a anthropomorphic picture of a hundred miles of flooded, devastated coastline might be too on-the-nose so they went with the mouse

Uh...that’s what real boobs would actually look like if a woman was wearing that shirt, no bra, and did that celebration.

Dozens of cameraphones are recording videos and pictures at any moment during a Cubs game at Wrigley Field. 

You misheard him. He didn’t want his eunuch to see it.

Game was over for a few minutes, I think they were just trying to get everyone out. The line about not being able to record someone is total bullcrap and not true at all, seems like the usher was just trying to defuse the situation.

My daughter. Starts bedtime process around 8:30 on school nights, lights are out by 9. She’s up at 6:10am.

Ask a cop if he thinks he’s on the same level as a dispatcher or corrections officer. He’ll be offended as shit!

Is that what Boston white guys sound like trying to do an AAVE accent?

Weirder penis, Big Ben or Trump?

***TILT***

I scanned your comment too quickly and read “Ivanka” and yet wasn’t surprised

Fuck you, Sergeant.