counterpoint: this sports theme is Actually Good

Man, Katz and Sollenberger pussed all the way out. They know it, too.

If you think about the kind of research this particular observatory does, there’s no way they used these instruments to find an incoming asteroid before a dozen other observatories found it.

I really miss this Deadspin-specific meme. Let's all pledge to do it more often.

Announcer really missed the call here. You get one chance to scream “BOCK! BOCK! BOCK!” at the top of your lungs for a minute without the police getting involved and he was flatter than hell.

At least he got paaaaaaid before this.

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

“he was stung by a wasp in mile 3"

Drew, one of these years you’re gonna have win-loss record predictions that actually add up to a .500 total. One of these years, no doubt.

“Thanks!”

“Thanks!”

PUT THIS COMMENT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

The fuck is wrong with Winnipeg Craig? That waitress was within her rights to dump that sugar on your head, ya ignoramus. 

IT’S HAPPENING

Also hilarious to read THIS while the Cubs are still 24 games over .500 and atop the National League.

Or maybe cocaine.

Reader Jason, you’re an idiot for merely submitting this question.

Well, here you go

CAME HERE FOR THIS

Camping after two weeks of dating: perfectly normal, perfectly average