I mean, Trevor definitely fooled around with the mutual friend, right?

Football Hootie

That’s so bad.

I never knew about this mid-anthem “O” scream in Baltimore. Are there other teams/fanbases that do something like that? Only one I can think of is the Winnipeg Jets’ fans yelling “TRUE NORTH” at that part of their anthem.

meanwhile, the Right is actual Nazis, so get all the fucking way outta here

Everything about Matt’s chicken-coop-from-hell story screams “deeply repressed homosexual tendencies”. Surprised they didn’t just hook up the DirecTV in a literal closet.

No.

You're right, that's the stuff they put on chili in Cincy

Sweep the leg, Billy!

I ran outside in my underwear.

Chicago is the best city you ever lived in and you know it, Drew.

Aannoying fans? You're awful.

Chuck Klosterman’s “But What If We’re Wrong?” has a chapter devoted to the future of football, and he might get it right - it gets smaller on the national stage but MORE violent.

I thought most Miller Park attendees are from Chicagoland

“for what could be an honest mistake?”

Houston, Tampa, and Miami would like to say “hi, we’ve been hit by storms far more often than Puerto Rico”

I’ll never forget watching that game live and just knowing I was witnessing an attempt at fixing an NBA game.

saw Manfred’s list, came down here to post the same thing. It’s fucking nuts that he’d overlook San Juan. PR’s got 3 million people, which makes it the 15th to 17th biggest market in America (depending on definition). And baseball’s WAY more culturally significant there than most places.

hahhaah