I think....I love you?

Those four had enough speed to make the USMNT starting XI

The Cardinals had a good run. But now it’s over. Probably forever. The rest of the baseball universe can stay classy about this, I’m sure.

EMBRACE DEBATE

Very self-referential and smarmy, but it worked. 

Yes, I am THAT guy… the guy who thinks the Dan-and-Keith SportsCenters were the peak of the form

Dexter Fowler: extremely deep undercover Cubs double agent

You sold me on this, Marnie.

Download your copy of “We Are White Girls” from wherever you got Drake’s mediocre “Scorpion” bullshit. 100% of all proceeds benefit white supremacy (Except for the small amount we pay for toilet paper and rattlesnake condoms).

apparently definitely not Dexter Fowler’s

THIS IS THE ALL-TIME BEST AND I AM SO GLAD IT MADE THIS LIST

I’ve always enjoyed your shitty comments, man.

We’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. We’re capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares.

Confession: for the first couple years after I learned the word “memes”, I pronounced it in my head “mehmz”. 

Barstool: Check Out Smokeshow Kelsey From ASU In Your Final Moments Before That Asteroid Turns You Into An Actual Smoke Show

C’mon, Burke, give us that ceiling drop with the JR “BAH GAWD!” sound effect

Feeling pret-ty, pret-ty confident on this 

If literally just one person comes forward to corroborate Bosio’s claim that he’s used “Spider Monkey” as a nickname, then we should listen.

Looks like Portnoy’s coke dealer has been scoring big lately.

Yep, I do this “XP bomb” approach, too. And I also agree with another poster...the XP curve after level 30 is just insanely steep. I don’t understand why they did that.