This is guaranteed to happen

You might say that ball Kroos-ed right into that goal

RIPIP Billy Haisley

at 7:18, Portnoy just had to get in the last word to prove he’s a total piece of shit. 

Some of the worst people on the Internet. 

I’M TRYING, MICHAEL, I SWEAR

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

so that sports media doesn’t reach its inevitable conclusion and morph into a homogenized Bruce Springsteen fan forum populated by people who believe that the enjoyment of middle-shelf whiskey is interesting enough to be a personality trait

I recently had to deal with this same process of clearing out Dad’s stuff after he died.

as her release date? Deal!

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

I’m pretty impressed by Dave Portnoy’s ability to turn off his Bawston accent when he needs to

thank you for your service

Man, there better be some sort of couch-burning side mission in Morgantown

+more stupider

It’s definitely not a socio-economic status map. Picking out some of the poorest counties in the country by eye, they’re green and blue. And some of the richest are all red.

pretty bummed to not see 1/8 anywhere in here, to be honest

Zero chance the cast goes with her. And the cast is what made that show.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From what I’ve read, football starts getting really good again right around 17776