So glad you left their real names and emails in there, too. Screw these assholes.

c’mon now, let’s not compare Chivers to Stoolies.

WHY WAS TAMMY AT A HIP-HOP BRUNCH

but most importantly, how far can he punt a football?

this can not just be a coincidence

It’s as if Stephen Colbert, to use an existing comparison, had taken his “Stephen Colbert” character to Fox News and enjoyed glowing press for doing satire at the network.

“He got back on a bike? Amateur.”

Comment of the Year

than standing around like fucking idiots while their Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

This was really well-written. Thanks for doing it.

I’m sorry, I just can’t get over reader Bruce saying Peyton Manning used to yell “Oklahoma!” in his pre-snap bullshittery.

jesus, how much cocaine did you ingest before writing this?

Hope he saved the emails or texts.

which is like making a song about golddiggers and then marrying a Kardashian

Sorry, Panger. Kate wins.

Colorado’s announcers were pretty awful in that clip.

I mean...

LeBron’s best work since “Trainwreck”. Fooled a shit-ton of Mad Online people last night.

*also raises hand*