If your healthcare bill lasts longer than four amendments, call your doctor.

Aristophanes?
Ridiculous.

Issa and Molly know each other all too well: "That's some high-pitched fakeness." And she was right to call Molly out for trying to tick off the boxes just like Lionel.

That was a hit for My Morning Yellowjacket.

The concert was already getting bad buzz.

"They realized that a swarm of bees had taken over the venue (specifically, a speaker rack)."

I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees!

Zapchat.

Steal a song, bang a gong, get it on.

"Don't worry, technology is cyclical." - Dennis Duffy

Seth Meyers said it looks like Trump lives inside Mr. T's jewelry box.

More like the Denial Twist.

He's Bazooka Choad.

Although he is pretty good at dancing around the truth.

Much have I seen, and much have I done, for I am Local of the Milk People.

They lactose incentives they need to become productive.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish.

Harding, though a lousy president, probably wasn't complicated enough to be psychologically damaged, he was just a good-time, back-slapping, poker-playing Babbitt who knew he was in over his head. As Alice Roosevelt Longworth said "Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob."

He's just between terms at the moment.

The wonderful thing about titties is titties are wonderful things.