"He has a thousand yard stare in a Hundred Acre Wood."

To Serve Man

It's not groundbreaking or must-see, but there's nothing wrong with an affably-hosted program that will give you at least a few genuine belly-laughs at the end of a long day. I will definitely miss it.

If you want my brow ridge, and you think I'm sexy
Come on, Starfleet, let me know.

Stupid sexy Worf.

Ejaculo perineum!

Then there’s 1¢, which tracks a single penny as it sits forlornly for years in a "take a penny, leave a penny" tray at a gas station convenience store.

What about Possum Jenkins, Johnny Vulture, Benjamin Andre and Dookie?

I didn't know Michael J. Fox had a recipe for trifle.

This is literally the Ur-spinner.

Outback is only in league with the Tasmanian devil.

They're grilled counter-clockwise.

Waitress, there's a hair on my steak.

Cap'n Crunch.

Issa was right, that was a pretty nebulous fuck.

Woke up, got out of bed
Draped some moss across my head
Made my way downstairs and tweeted some crap
And Fox News blared, and I started to scream.

Surprised he wasn't drawn and quartered.

"You must not tell lies, Mr. Potter."

Hey everybody, an old man is talking (very loud).

Not to be pedantic, but it's the Commonwealth of Tom Cruise.