Would a blindside by any other name smell as sweet? Priceless seeing Joe and Mike lording it over and bragging about their shiny new alliance, only to find out it was a lemon as soon as they drove it off the lot.

At least he won’t be able to appear during the daytime, for fear of turning to dust.

Daniel sang “The Elements” song from memory on the Graham Norton Show, completely bewildering the other guests. He immediately became my favorite celebrity ever.

Damn right. “Mountain of Love” and “Memphis, Tennessee” are great covers also. he even does a surprisingly trippy and enjoyable version of “Hey Joe.”

Agreed, the Trump impression just doesn’t cut it anymore, it’s repetitive, not particularly accurate or funny, and worse, it’s almost making him seem sort of cuddly and lovable, instead of the maliciously ignorant spite-monster he really is. Seth Meyers packs more truths into his brief and laser-sharp Trump…

My favorite detail of the Kellywise sketch (which I thought was terrific) was that according to Kellyanne, she had “toned down her makeup.”

“When Candy gets around to making a movie, she’s going to show those clapping assholes at Leon’s what for by calling it Mouth Of Death”

Gentle Ritchie is letting the prostetariat control the means of production.

A Rising Star Award and $8 will buy you a mustard-stained Target blanket. Molly would have been justified in telling the partners to feature “Go F Yourself” prominently on their website.

“Perry went on to say that he trusts Osteen to use the money to get supplies for the people who need it”

That was one frosty birthday party, icicles were hanging off the table, and then Issa struck Lawrence to the bone with the “I don’t see woot woot on my phone” comment. That left a nasty mark.

Exactly, it’s strange nobody is talking about the 2020 GOP primaries. Trump won the nomination only because he was facing off against 15 different opponents, and kept getting pluralities instead of outright wins. By the time Cruiz, Rubio and Kasich, etc, began to cut their losses at 20% each, it was too late to…

That was more of a no-tation than a hoetation.

Pete’s comedic timing has certainly improved now that he’s fully conscious. And Moffat’s McGregor was actually pretty entertaining:”You know what you could buy for $75 million dollars in Ireland? Ireland.”

I’d add Kelli from Insecure. Natasha Rothwell has been killing it this season as Issa’s friend-with-no-filter, especially when she was enjoying her “cheat day” and pouring wine down Molly’s sink.

As Wallis Lane awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his account into a gigantic Kinja.

Gamera is really neat. He is filled with turtle meat.

I served on a jury in LA a couple of years ago. They DO NOT let you use cell phones in court, period. You are firmly instructed to turn them off and put them away before you go in. I was so paranoid about it somehow going off accidentally that I left my phone in the car each morning before I went to the courtroom. …

Ladies and gentlemen of AV Club, I'm just an avatar. I signed up for Disqus and later got allowed to make pop references and bad puns. Kinja frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the grays and lack of nested threads make me want to log out of my account . .. and run off onto the Avocado, or wherever. Sometimes when I…

Forget it, Jake.