I have the same reaction whenever someone uses the word "artisanal."

They just wanted someone who toad the line.

I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and snort Chocolate, shall not be infringed.

Meatballs 3 stars a very young Patrick Dempsey, and bizarrely enough, Sally Kellerman as the ghost of a porn star who has to help him get laid, in order to win her guardian angel wings (apparently heaven's standards have gone down since Clarence bailed out George Bailey).

Bring out your uninsured!

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire… sher.

Pitt the Younger!
No, Pitt the Toddler.
How about Pitt the Embryo?
Wrong, its Pitt the Glint-in-the-milkman's-eye.

U Got the Rook (Al playing chess)
Purple Stain (Al trying to get wine out of his carpet)

1999 views.

In Soviet Russia, shuttle pilots you.

I have to say, even as a technoskeptic late adopter, that I don't miss typewriters in the least. Trying to beat an college assignment deadline on one of those bastards was like wading through molasses. There were so many times I thought of a good idea to include in a paper, looked at the nearly completed sheet in…

Or the skull of a crazed hostage-taking fan, a la Misery.

Zach does not like them, Ashen Knight. He does not like them wrong or right.

I think Harry had more chemistry with Draco than with Ginny.

Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli in Arthur. That is one movie that suffers immeasurably upon re-watch. Cut out the few good Gielgud lines, and it's just depressingly unfunny. A fall-down barely functioning black-out alcoholic gets together with a shrieking harpy. Isn't love grand?

William Holden was a real asshole too. No good options for Audrey in that scenario. I'm usually a Wilder fan, but I really hate that movie, just a big misfire. The only winner from the movie was Givenchy for designing the dress.

I'm azure they got a nice cyan-ing bonus.

Cirque le Jerques.